Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
