i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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