I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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