Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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