Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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