Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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