that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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