Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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