Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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