i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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