The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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