If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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