The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage