How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah