I love black thongs
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
