Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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