just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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