Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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