But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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