Me. At least after what I've been through.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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