i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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