dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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