Having a random hookup so left but love u
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm like, not good at living.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize