I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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