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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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