And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no, he came in my armpit
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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