Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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