Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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