I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Ladies don't puke and tell
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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