We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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