Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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