5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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