I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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