she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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