Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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