He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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