WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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