i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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