That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why didn't you poke me back
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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