whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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