Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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