I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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