I heard we made out
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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