Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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