how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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