I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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