Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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