I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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