So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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