This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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