I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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