my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
