OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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