Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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