They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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