I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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